Reclaim Your Yard From Dog Poop

Never clean up dog poop again. Reliable weekly scooping across Central Ohio’s east side, starting at $22/visit.

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Started By Dillon, Right Here In Pataskala

Poop Pirates started in 2025 with one truck, one guy, and a simple idea: do the job right, show up when you say you will, and treat every yard like it’s your own.

I’m Dillon. I live and work right here on Columbus’s east side, and I built this business to be the reliable option for a job most people dread. You’re not getting a faceless company. You’re getting a local guy who takes pride in the details and stands behind the work.

Your yard, handled. Your time, back.

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Dog Owners

5.0 /5.0

Based on 13+ Reviews

Get a poop-free yard in 3 easy steps

Fast signup. Flat-rate pricing. Reliable weekly service.

Step 1

Get Your Quote

Fill out our 60-second form and get flat-rate pricing.

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Step 2

Get Scheduled

Finish signing up online and lock in your recurring service spot. No contracts.

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Step 3

Enjoy Your Clean Yard

We scoop, latch the gate, and text you a photo, week after week.

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More than just cleanup.

Weekly scooping, deodorizing, and waste haul-away for Central Ohio dog owners.

Weekly Poop Scooping

Reliable weekly service. Front yard, back yard, side yard, flower beds, patios. We scoop it all.

Deodorizing Spray

Eco-friendly, pet-safe spray that knocks out lingering odors on grass, turf, and patios.

Waste Haul-Away

Optional add-on: we take it all with us. No more stinky trash bin. Cleaner property, happier neighbors.

Toy Pickup

We pick up toys, bones, and bowls and set them by your door every visit.

Gate Photos & Text Updates

Get a text when we’re on the way and a photo of your latched gate when we’re done.

Pet Lawn Repair & Dog Runs

Dog wrecking your grass? We patch burn spots, fill holes, and build custom dog runs & potty areas. Just ask for a quote.

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What Our Clients Say

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   Amelia Travis 
 
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Everything about dealing with Dillon is easy-I pay him a very reasonable amount he charges once a month and he cleans my yard.

We’ve had zero issues or complaints. He is through with his cleaning and is great at communicating if there are any delays or schedule change due to weather.   I was actually telling my co worker this morning about how this is a monthly bill I’m happy to pay.

I would recommend to anyone!
  
 
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   Victoria Cunningham 
 
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. We have 4 dogs and a toddler who loves to play outside. We could never keep up with the dog poop. My husband had called around to a few waste removal companies with no answers or they gave us a estimate for a high cost. Dillon at Poop Pirates answered right away and provided us with a great rate! Highly recommend!
  
 
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   D'Shonda Jones 
 
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Does a great job and has very good communication.
  
 
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   Elizabeth Patterson 
 
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. I cannot say enough good things about my Poop Pirate tech! Always on time, very quick and so nice to talk to. I think I am his only cat customer and he stops once a week for my bags of cat booty.  I highly recommend!
  
 
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   Sarah Stasiak 
 
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Dillon does a great job with our 4 dog household! Love having a clean yard.
  
 
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   Katie Windzigl 
 
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Love never having to worry about our yard being a mess. Great service and communication! Highly recommend!
  
 
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   TheUmartin 
 
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. They are so professional and say to communicate with! My yard was in really bad shape when they arrived! They did a spectacular job and my yard smells amazing.
  
 
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   SpongeBoy Ahoy 
 
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Always quick and thorough!
  
 
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   Jason A 
 
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Great service, dependable and I was very impressed with the pricing, website sign up process.. Highly recommend
  
 
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   tyler showalter 
 
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Very personable, well mannered, and hard working. 10/10 will use again!

Why Choose Poop Pirates?

We get it, life gets busy. Let us handle the dirty work. We’re a 5-star, locally owned business right here in Pataskala.

Weekly flat-rate plans, tailored to your yard
Easy 1-minute signup, no contracts, cancel anytime
Locally owned and operated, rain or shine
Add-on deodorizing, waste haul-away, and toy pickup
Pet lawn repair & dog runs available too

Do I need to be home?

Nope, just give us gate access and you're all set! We will also send text alerts when we are enroute and when service is complete.

Do you handle big yards or multiple dogs?

We sure do! Our flat rate weekly plans are for standard size yards up to 4 dogs. If your specifications are outside that realm, send us a message and we'll be happy to give you a custom quote!

How do I pay?

Secure online billing. Cancel anytime!

What about snow or rain?

We service year-round regardless of weather!

What if my yard hasn't been scooped in awhile?

No judgment. We’ll start with a one-time cleanup to get caught up, then keep it clean every week from there.

Your yard is one form away from "poop-free"

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